I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
No, seriously, I am.
You might want to sit down for this. It's a pretty big deal.
Are you ready? Are you sitting? Have you cleared the area of hot liquids and breakable antiques?
Good.
Because here it is:
3.08.2013
March Madness Update: The Detox
Fact: I went three days without eating solid food.
Fact: I only felt hungry twice during this time.
Fact: I didn't die! <insert sigh of relief here>
Fact: I only felt hungry twice during this time.
Fact: I didn't die! <insert sigh of relief here>
3.01.2013
March Madness: The Prequel
I must be crazy.
No, seriously, I have to be crazy.
Today, whilst babysitting, I checked Twitter (for those of you I babysit for... pretend you didn't just read that).
I saw a tweet regarding "March Madness Fitness Health Food blah blah blah" - the exact wording escapes me.
The point is this: I have decided to design my very own, month-long, diet-and-fitness-oriented, insane March Madness experiment.
Commence guinea-pig mode... NOW.
No, seriously, I have to be crazy.
Today, whilst babysitting, I checked Twitter (for those of you I babysit for... pretend you didn't just read that).
I saw a tweet regarding "March Madness Fitness Health Food blah blah blah" - the exact wording escapes me.
The point is this: I have decided to design my very own, month-long, diet-and-fitness-oriented, insane March Madness experiment.
Commence guinea-pig mode... NOW.
12.06.2012
The Freshman Fifteen: CONQUERED
Let me just say, I'm fascinated by the "freshman 15." FASCINATED BY IT.
Why, why, WHY, does everyone gain weight in college? WHY?! And I mean everyone. Even the skinniest of bi#$@es can't avoid it. Even I can't avoid it, speaking experientially.
Is it because of the drinking?
Is it because of the stress of classes and extracurriculars?
Is it because we're suddenly surrounded by people with different eating habits?
Is it because our schedules are unpredictable, so we just eat all day instead of having actual meals?
Is it because there are no "family dinners," which have been proven to aid in weight loss and healthy eating habits?
Is it because we're suddenly on our own and don't know how to cook and what to eat?
Is it because the only way colleges can get students to attend events is if there's "free food!"?
Is it a lack of education?
Is it a lack of motivation?
Is it a lack of money?
Why, why, WHY, does everyone gain weight in college? WHY?! And I mean everyone. Even the skinniest of bi#$@es can't avoid it. Even I can't avoid it, speaking experientially.
Is it because of the drinking?
Is it because of the stress of classes and extracurriculars?
Is it because we're suddenly surrounded by people with different eating habits?
Is it because our schedules are unpredictable, so we just eat all day instead of having actual meals?
Is it because there are no "family dinners," which have been proven to aid in weight loss and healthy eating habits?
Is it because we're suddenly on our own and don't know how to cook and what to eat?
Is it because the only way colleges can get students to attend events is if there's "free food!"?
Is it a lack of education?
Is it a lack of motivation?
Is it a lack of money?
9.20.2012
Chocolate Berry Pie for one
Today, I found myself quite sick.
As in, I feel like someone stuffed a basketball into my head and poured acid down my throat.
So what did I do?
Well, first I slept for three hours.
Then, I watched Harry Potter. Lots of Harry Potter.
THEN...
I decided to make a pie.
A tiny pie.
As in, I feel like someone stuffed a basketball into my head and poured acid down my throat.
So what did I do?
Well, first I slept for three hours.
Then, I watched Harry Potter. Lots of Harry Potter.
THEN...
I decided to make a pie.
A tiny pie.
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